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| User: | eeyoredung (1158093)
Eeyoredung's Canticles of Countless Points to Ponder
Helping Carol Ann run to the light since 1974!
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| Name: | The Jive-Turkey of the Apocalypse |
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| Location: | Los Angeles, California, United States |
| Birthdate: | 1974-12-24 |
| E-mail: | Fairywingplucker@aol.com
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| eeyoredung | @ | livejournal.com (Jabber) |
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| AOL IM: |  Fairywingplucker (Add Buddy, Send Message) |
| Bio: | 30 year old white male sign language interpreter with a passion for pop culture, old movies, and sarcasm. Sent to this earth to fight the war against plaque and tartar build up as well as nasty hard water stains and pesky mildew. I am kid-tested, mother approved. I haven't been tested on animals, am hypo-allergenic, and come with a handy carrying case.
On hot days you can find me playing with my Snoopy Snow Cone Machine. At night I used to bake with my EZ Bake oven, but I haven't had time to go to buy new lightbulbs. I keep putting it off because I am so busy celebrating the moments of my life with General Foods International Coffees.
I also am an aspiring actor. Look for me in the newest Stay-Free Maxi Pad commercial with Mary Kate and Ashley. This of course is just a stepping stone as I my ultimate goal is to become an extra in a disaster film as well as stand in the background with dark sunglasses and bob my head to the beat of the music in a rap video.
In my spare time I also like to pee on pesky garden gnomes, run around with scissors, play ball in the house, rip the tags off of mattresses, pop bubble wrapping, watch television movies with fading 80's actresses, breast feed the homeless, color outside of the lines, step on cracks in the sidewalks, cook 3 minute noodles in 2 minutes, double-park, jay walk, pour glue on my hand and let it dry only to peel it off again, let my hand stick out of a fast moving car window and let it soar like a kite and a variety of other things that will keep my interest going.
Things I hate?
Stuffed animals in the back windows of cars, people who shave their eyebrows off and paint them back in again, children's television shows with squeaky clean men who talk to puppets, rude people, trench coats worn with shorts or mini-skirts, blue jeans and high heels, and movies with talking animals. Other than that I like everything.
Love is not Logical
This journal has been featured in People Magazine, Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition, The Los Angeles Times, and Cigar Afficionado. Please proceed with caution and keep all hands and feet inside the vehicle. Once I have turned off the NO SEATBELT sign, feel free to move about the cabin. We do recommend, however, that when you ARE seated that you DO have your seatbelt fastened for unforeseen emergency situations.
Keep out of the reach of children.
There ARE no Emergency Exits.
This journal is also available in a purse sized model for the woman on the go AND comes with a silencer to avoid curious onlookers.
Those of you who decide to come and stay awhile, a light lunch will be provided. You can choose one of either entree from the menu:
Filet Mignon with baby carrots and cesar salad, or Orange Glazed Chicken Breast with Roasted Red Potatoes. Both are quite delicious.
This journal was also brought to you by the letters A, B, and by the number 6.
I am also the owner and creator of ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif) campyhumor. It rocks.
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| Memories: | 17 entries |
| Interests: | 133: 4ad, 9 to 5, absolutely fabulous, agnes moorhead, alison moyet, all about eve, all about my mother, amores perros, anne rice, annie lennox, antiques, atkins, auntie mame, avant-garde cinema, barbara stanwyck, barbarella, barbra streisand, bears, beth orton, bette davis, bewitched, billie holiday, bjork, brady bunch, camp, campy humor, carol burnett, carol channing, cat fights, cecilia roth, charlie's angels, charlies angels, christopher rice, clan of xymox, cocteau twins, creative writing, creatures, dancer in the dark, dangerous liasons, dead can dance, depeche mode, ella fitzgerald, enigma, enya, erasure, everything but the girl, eyes of tammy faye, facts of life, fleetwood mac, foreign films, fraggle rock, french and saunders, garbage pail kids, gay, gay humor, golden girls, goonies, greta garbo, harold and maude, hieronymus bosch, human drama, in n out, indie films, indigo girls, jean harlow, jeanine garafolo, joan crawford, john waters, judy garland, karen black, karen walker, katharine hepburn, legendary pink dots, lena horne, lily tomlin, linda perry, liza minelli, love and rockets, lucille ball, mae west, margaret cho, marisa peredes, mary catherine gallagher, massive attack, mildred pierce, molly shannon, mommie dearest, morcheeba, muppets, nancy sinatra, nina simone, norma shearer, parker posey, pedro almodovar, pet shop boys, peter murphy, piercings, pop culture, portishead, pulp fiction books, queers, rosalind russell, sarah vaughan, sarcasm, shirley bassey, showgirls, sign language, sign language interpreting, silent movies, siouxsie and the banshees, sisters of mercy, smartasses, stage door, steel magnolias, stevie nicks, stoa, suzanne vega, tallulah bankhead, tammy faye bakker, tattoos, the bad seed, the creatures, the cure, the dark crystal, the women, this mortal coil, tori amos, tricky, twisted humor, victoria abril, will and grace, wonder woman, writing |
| Schools: | North High School - Torrance, CA (1989 - 1993)
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| Friends: |  | 277: | 1ceinabluemoon, 1daveward, _mpd_, aardvarkfloss, aaronezra, absintheinduced, agonystar, airrocketdown, akira96, allah_dot_com, angedesavage, angrytreebear, arshermetica, atypically_me, audiodubliner, azbear63, backawayslowly, balatro, bear411bites, bearassed, bearbrat, beardedwolf, beatnikbear, beg1n, beingmee67, bembacolora, benpatrick, better_red, big_hoss, bigbeartoronto, bigfundrew, bigjimpanda, bigredpaul, bigwoo74, bizarrocub, bizb0i, blkphoenix856, bluefurry0151, bluewerth, bobaloo, bobgentry, boysxdoxcry, brevat, bri4u, brianmn, brinlondo, bruincub76, btai, bunkzilla, cafratbear, californicate, canowhupass, canuckboy, catalyst1979, cecilgene, celestial_chaos, charlie_bear, chrisinseattle, christianfg, christianinca, chucknoblet, cj_riverside, clarkelane, conganas, cookieguggelman, copaceticcub, crilleon, crossbonesdj, cruisincali21, cubdrummer, dahliamoon, darkvvulf, dav7963, dayzeeedogg, denverbettie, depeche323, design_bear, dexterjerome, dirtyglamour, djmrswhite, dmckins, dodgingwndshlds, dramaslayer99, drew, durancureboy, e_ticket, eeyoredung, elpay, emdee, ericcraig80, ethereal_lad, evanrudemi, exnukeem2, factoflife, fallencathedral, fashion_pie, fatherbear, feuilles, finfinfin, fossil162003, full_exposure, gabrita, gatsby_cat, gaysfsi, gnosis_osmosis, goinglike_elsie, gooeygomo, goofyfurball, gop_oy, gothikcub, gpmurphy04, grammarcub, greengadfly, greens, gregorbehr, guacamolejim, gustopherworld, gyrlchasr, gyvyr, herrkub, hickory200, hippierage, hockeykitty09, hot4latin, huffdaddyatl, im_heeya_nuaint, imsotragic, inkedleo77, innout, invisiblecrayon, islandcubfree, isolade, isoldetryst, jeffla, jettcat, jn1701e, joeycub80, jonobear, jukebox_heroine, juss4funn, justoffmountain, kevinduran, kill_queen, kumazuki, labrent, laffattheworld, landofshame, leafshimmer, leashdog, lemon_says, liammcduff, linemantx, liquid_wayno, lthrbear, madlizard, maltlick, masnow99, merrily, metro_cub, mexinugg, mickeytor, mifenwom, misanthropegirl, mixincolors, mixx, mizznizznichael, mo_chailin_rua, moonpuppy61, moroccomole, mrsbrown, ms_pooka, msminpdx, musiccub86, mutleyjames, mynameiswoof, mysticmirth, naylandblake, ndavis8880, neviragin, nicksfan, nightfallcub, nito80, notofthistime, notofthisworld, one_nightstand, onlymakebelieve, oskaar, ownurshadowself, ozrob_34, pariahcub, parvesh, paulflorez, pbxxx, pennameshh, peskyaura, phyllisgabor, phyrehawk, pink_str8jackit, pocketedmap, poetic_mama, poison58, polomex, popebuck1, popicn, princessdavida, prisoncitybear, profundis, pudgeboy, pumpkinboy, pupcubtx2k, qcmike, qoph, qtnsoca, queer_ishmael, ravenspb, rbeaubrite, redbullbear1968, redmeowmeow, redogresoul, responserequest, rickieblue, rizzycheezwizzy, robdaemon, rockabillycub, rollerboogieboy, rooooo, saintgusgus, sarahbelle75, sarcastikub, satanslisunbeam, scorpism, scotty_2_shoes, sdsaint, seattleducky78, shesaleo, silentprotext, skullosvibe, smrtmnky, socalbruin, speedypete312, squidowg, steven, substancep, surf_teddybear, talid, tallted, tch34065, technocowboy, thayleia, the_dohr, thecowboywoot, thefreek, thegeekgoddess, thenike, theonlykow, thetextoflight, thewalnut, thornyc, thursdayguy, tolkiencub, tomebear, tr8ingty, tru2hzwrd, twgiv, ucla_bruin, urbanaught, voceangelo, whatmakesitgo, winkandsmile, woofytexan, writeli, xianlayva, xraycubx, xxtapemakerxx, yonny13, zepp0, zsazsanomore | | 8: | _linda_perry, almodovar, aslterps, badbearprofiles, bear411, bettedavisfans, campyhumor, foreignfilms |
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| Friend of: | 261: 1ceinabluemoon, 1daveward, _mpd_, aardvarkfloss, aaronezra, absintheinduced, airrocketdown, akira96, allah_dot_com, angrytreebear, arshermetica, atypically_me, audiodubliner, azbear63, balatro, bear411bites, bearassed, bearbrat, beardedwolf, beatnikbear, beg1n, beingmee67, bembacolora, benpatrick, better_red, big_hoss, bigbeartoronto, bigjimpanda, bigredpaul, bigwoo74, bizarrocub, bizb0i, blkphoenix856, bluefurry0151, bluewerth, bobaloo, bobgentry, boysxdoxcry, brevat, bri4u, brianmn, brinlondo, bruincub76, btai, bttrflygrrl, bunkzilla, cafratbear, californicate, canuckboy, catalyst1979, cecilgene, celestial_chaos, charlie_bear, chicagoguy, chrisinseattle, christianfg, chucknoblet, cj_riverside, clarkelane, conganas, cookieguggelman, copaceticcub, crilleon, crossbonesdj, cruisincali21, cubdrummer, dahliamoon, darkvvulf, dav7963, dayzeeedogg, denverbettie, depeche323, design_bear, dexterjerome, dirtyglamour, djmrswhite, dmckins, dodgingwndshlds, dramaslayer99, durancureboy, e_ticket, eeyoredung, elpay, emdee, ericcraig80, ethereal_lad, evanrudemi, exnukeem2, factoflife, fallencathedral, fashion_pie, fatherbear, feuilles, finfinfin, fossil162003, full_exposure, gabrita, gatsby_cat, gaysfsi, gnosis_osmosis, goinglike_elsie, gooeygomo, goofyfurball, gop_oy, gpmurphy04, grammarcub, greengadfly, greens, guacamolejim, gustopherworld, gyrlchasr, handyman67, hickory200, hippierage, hockeykitty09, hot4latin, huffdaddyatl, im_heeya_nuaint, imsotragic, inkedleo77, invisiblecrayon, islandcubfree, isolade, isoldetryst, jeffla, jettcat, jn1701e, joeycub80, jonobear, jukebox_heroine, juss4funn, justoffmountain, kevinduran, kill_queen, kumazuki, labrent, laffattheworld, landofshame, leafshimmer, leashdog, liammcduff, linemantx, liquid_wayno, loopy_cub, lthrbear, madlizard, maltlick, masnow99, merrily, metro_cub, ... |
| Member of: | 20: 4ad, _tallulah_, _write_away, abfab, aslterps, badbearprofiles, bear411, bears_and_cubs, bearsoup, bettedavisfans, campyhumor, chubsnchasers, cinema_obscura, cult_film_freak, foreignfilms, goldengirls, huskyboys, oldhollywood, paidmembers, target_addicts |
| Account type: | Plus Account |
